Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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