it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just high enough for therapy.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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