I bet he comes in French.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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