So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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