He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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