Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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