I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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