Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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