you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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