is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
soo... how was my night?
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