My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She bit a glass in half.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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