make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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