just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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