I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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