dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
