he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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