he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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