I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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