Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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