he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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