that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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