no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
