I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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