I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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