let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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