But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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