I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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