I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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