i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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