doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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