He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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