I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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