if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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