I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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