"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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