is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
too bad you live with your parents still
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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