covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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