We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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