I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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