I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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