They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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