i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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