I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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