You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Watching her eat just hurts me
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Randomize
