But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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