Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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