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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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