Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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