i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Michael Bay diarrhea
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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