Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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