I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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