Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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