he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So squirting runs in the family.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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