i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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