Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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