do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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