I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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