It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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