I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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