Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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