But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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