I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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